Chinese navels

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She had an "outtie," I had an "innie."

When we had sex it was like we were both grinding away. It was incredible.

When we broke up, it took me a long time to find another girl like her, with an "outtie." I finally found one on the internet, but she was in China. It took us three years and a lot of paperwork for our navels to meet. It was heaven, and when we split up six years later, I went to China to find another one. I was convinced the best navels came from China. Lo and behold, they certainly did, because after a lot of digging, I found another one in Hong Kong. She was at least an inch! It was a-m-a-z-i-n-g.