I don't look at my keys when I type. I use the QWERTY method, like most people. Stoned, I misplaced my hands on the keyboard in chat; my hands were one key over to the right!
I was shocked when I realized it, and even more shocked when someone responded!
"Og O esd pbrt yjrtr. o epi;f djpe upi s hppf yo,r" (If I were there, i would show you a good time)
It was a secret stoner language!