Thursday, July 2, 2009
Breasts on YouPorn are becoming lifesize.
My eyes feel twice as big.
I will be able to see up your nostrils one day (technology is getting that good!).
Imagine being able to look up certain celebrities' nostrils. Nostrils I want to look up right away: Barbara Streisand's, then Owen Wilson's.
I want a wall-sized screen in my house. In fact, all my walls should be screens. What do walls do now besides hold paint, and maybe a few pictures? Put them to use, I say!
The screen in Times Square, the one the size of a house? I want my screen to be that big. I want to project a liveshot of the sun as a webcam image, with pixels so good that people can go blind looking at it.