On and On

The Westlake Church of God finally met a foe it didn't know how to handle: the Eastlake Church of Christ.

"We're the church of Christ!" the ECC screamed at the WCG. "You're not!"

"Are too," screamed back the WCG members. "What you got to say about that!"

"Are not!"

"Are too!"

"Are not!"

"B.S. I mean, B.P. -- bull pucky. Read your damn Bibles. God covers it all."

"What version do you use?"

"The ONLY version, the King James version."

"We use the NEW King James version. Hahahahaha."

"That version don't count. Blasphemers."

"Only blasphemers can say that God's word doesn't count."

"Who you calling blasphemers?"

"You, my friend."

"Did you just call me 'friend'?"