Tuesday, July 21, 2009
CVS vs. WALGREEN'S
HIM: They got better aisles. Lower shelves so you can see where you're going.
ME: Lower shelves, so if you're trying to hide looking at prophylactics, good luck.
HIM: It has carpet, Walgreen's doesn't.
ME: It has carpet, which allows you to build up static electricity so you can shock the person behind the counter.
HIM: It has more stores nationwide.
ME: Big deal. If you like it so much, what do the initials "CVS" stand for?
HIM: It has better deals!
ME: Do you like being asked for your CVS card every transaction?
HIM: It has everything!
ME: Try looking for a computer mouse there at 10pm.
Walgreen's is where I do all my Christmas shopping <-- disclosure. They seem to have better looking pharmacy techs. They have my brand of Cuban coffee. They have the cleanest bathrooms. They don't wear silly frocks. Some even have liquor stores!