Overheard

(TEAM) PIGFOOT: I want to release my uber on you
(TEAM) PIGFOOT : i've been following your stats forever...my goal was to finally release my uber on you
(TEAM) PIGFOOT : in you
Zefram : ewwww sexual
(TEAM) PIGFOOT: on you
batchuba -V- : LOL

Etc.

Pre-uber check

A wand needs to be invented that you can wave over your partner to see whether he has enough ammo.

Overheard in Dustbowl...

"He teased me with uber right up until the gate opened."

Definition of panic: Your uber mate dies unexpectedly and you are left alone and aglow.

Overheard

"You killed my sg then you killed me, my dispenser was next...then you had the audacity to destroy my teleporter.

"My whole family was wiped out."